The BIKER WARRIOR BABE vs Zombie Babies from Hell 

Description- When a sacrifice goes wrong, a portal shoots after-effect, crawling infants to devour the world. Who can save us? Apparently 3 teenagers with no supervision, one of whom has a motorcycle.

Viewing- first time

Good for- saying wow a lot...as in, wow...this is bad.

Fair warning- If you thought Troll 2 was low budget, you are not prepared.

Thoughts- Filmed like some high school or college kids wrote, acted, directed, edited, and did after effects on their ipad (not saying there is anything wrong with that), this is not the movie you're looking for. Repetative, screaming baby sounds, horrible looking babies stacking on each other with glowing eyes...I mean, wow...it's bad. The best part is the girl who brought the virgin to be sacrificed, due to her own stupidity, but that can't save this clunker. I tuned out and missed half of the annoying trio's adventures. As a chick with a black biker jacket and no motorcycle, I think I may be way tougher than that broad, and I often have my husband open bottles of soda for me.

All that said, there's actually a kernal of a fun idea here. If you boiled this all back to the raw plot description and re-made this in a more quality and watchable manner, with an actual bad-ass chick (because we NEED that), it could be decent. Maybe a concept more disturbing and threatening than badly designed crawling Ally McBeal babies flying out of a hole in the ground like popcorn from an air popper.