ZOMBIE WITH A SHOTGUN

Year: 2019
Viewed: Tubi

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5805876/mediaviewer/rm3217167360

Description- A-A-Ron is sick with something and a bunch of people are chasing him. Will they catch him before he turns the tables to hunt them? And does his girlfriend know more than she's saying? And could there be more side story potential here...?

Viewing- first time

Good for- What the hell, why not? I'm sick with the flu and I'm tired of fail videos and video games. Good for some cool shots, a sliver of a story in all the extra.

Fair warning- Rape (unecessary), "sex" scenes (also unecessary), a nude shower snuggle (more plot, less butt, please), Bewbs.

Thoughts-
Thanks to the dude on Twitter who followed me. That's why I watched this and it was a fun time with my fam. My kid decided it means I'm famous that you and others follow me. LOL She's 23, so old enough to know, right?

There are some decent actors, although too many thrown in from the jump. The older men in this movie are great when they are speaking conversationally. The scenes not in full light are better. Some of the images woulda been cool stills for a horror video game. Dude with the hair has a good look. A few too many and too long of drone shots. Cool make up. Seriously- some Walking Dead quality Zombie looks. Just don't look inside the mouth. I digged the sewing of the chest up, but wonder if he slapped his heart back in first. The switch to animation seemed odd.

Quotes from my livingroom:

Child: (singing) Zombie's got a gun. 

Me: It's good that there's music behind it.

Husband: Yeah, it's not just slapped over top so you can't hear them.
 
Me: How does she know it's a virus?

Husband: She works for the WHO. Who the f*ck knows? It's a movie. It doesn't have to make sense.

Child: Maybe she gave it to him...?

 Me: There are more people? There are so many people! Reduce the characters, simplify the script and this woulda been a fun little diddy.
 Sick...like with the flu. LOL
I don't care about these people. They can stop making out now.

Child: That's how you get infected. LOL 

Husband: The Wayne's World flashbacks woulda been funnier than all the glowy sh*t. 

Me: "My friend! I'm so glad you magically came over!" 

Umm...What? Spinning back to back in the fog...

Husband: Honey, I have a feeling you're going to be saying that a lot.

Me: How did he catch them...?  It suddenly went to black and white...

Husband: They couldn't afford color anymore. Oh look- the budget kicked back in!
Who's Nikki?

Me: I don't know who ANY of these people are. 

People need to die! It's Smokin' Aces level people and twists. It's too big. Ooooh, now it's big pharma. Big Pharma VooDoo magic.
 
Child: Witches is big pharma. 

Husband: You've got a face for Ray-diddi-o.

Me: Why are you pulling on a push door??? LOL